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Howdy, Rebels!

It's been almost a year, and I feel like it's finally time to ask YOU, THE PEOPLE how I can improve The Rebel Palate.

Those who fill out this ten-question survey will be the most SEXY BEAUTIFUL Rebels on the Internet and earn my eternal gratitude.

You know, whatever value that has to you.

Stay sexy!

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